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May 18th, 2011

That awkward moment when

your prof is baffled that her Canadian students don’t know or understand the Imperial measuring system. While in Canada.

May 7th, 2011

Hi All,

Attached is the revised outline. Please use this one.

C U Tuesday.

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c u. for real.

May 5th, 2011

Just got the syllabus for a summer class I’m taking…

and died of lolz:

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IF YOU SEE SOMEONE CHEATING during an exam, inform me in the following way. Write a message on your exam paper indicating what is happening and where. Put your hand up and I will come over - point to your note. I will take it from there.
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LOL FOREVER. OMG WHAT IS THIS.

March 20th, 2011
Don’t just moan, in general. Give me specifics when you email me!
March 19th, 2011
You’re all throwing spaghetti at the ceiling and giving me five answers when only one is appropriate! That needs to stop.
March 18th, 2011

An inquiry about an answer marked incorrectly...

  • Classmate: "Our textbook says -"
  • Prof: "You have to look at my slides."
  • Classmate: "You said our exams are going to be based on our book..."
  • Prof: "Well I expect you to remember what I say."
March 17th, 2011
I still can’t believe some of you can’t grasp the concept of a synapse!
March 16th, 2011

A classmate inquires about a question on the test...

  • Prof: "No dear. If you were in the class when we did this -"
  • Classmate: "I was in class."
  • Prof: "No! Well... alright then."
March 15th, 2011
Well… most of you at least got THAT one right…
February 14th, 2011
Do it, do it, do it! Please? :)

Do it, do it, do it! Please? :)

February 12th, 2011
Is everyone with me or would you like me to draw you a picture?
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